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anna. catholic. things i fancy include humour, semicolons, basil, eddie redmayne's freckles, and tea. I am possibly an olympic pirate. i am also the law. (and) the law is not mocked. sometimes I forgo punctuation and/or capitalization because I think it makes me seem wittier - all it really does is make me seem uneducated. I celebrate my unbirthday oftener than you. also, i have not used enough interrobangs in this paragraph. ‽ (look, there's one.) good friends and black books make me laugh. (pippin is the most beautifullest and no one can convince me otherwise.)
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“We’re good friends off screen and I think that helps. She’s clever and inventive and uhm….she works hard. And I think all of those things allow you to - you know - start on a chemistry together.”

(Source: lastisle)

#look at you and your face  #s  #shut up that is my pretty people tag  

if I feel the urge to start singing les mis lyrics and I tell you you might want to leave the room while you still can

#life with ananananabatmannnn  #this is the truth  
"One time I went shopping for shirts and suits, but then I found the most beautiful pair of socks and I thought, “I just have to buy this”. So when I did, and I was at the counter, the cashier told me, “You can get another pair of socks for a half off since we’re having a special sale.” So I did, I went and got another pair of socks and then they told me, this time, that if I buy another pair of socks, I’ll get another pair of socks for free…And so I bought another socks to get another pair of socks for free and they told me again that if I buy another pair of socks, this time, they’ll let me have two pairs of socks for free. And I did. So by the end of the day, I had bought about 7 pairs of socks and no new suits or shirts. And I thought to myself, “This is my life now. Spending money on socks."

Benedict Cumberbatch, excerpt from Neigh magazine (via galifianafuck)

#oh my god   #I am laughing so hard   #I’m reading this thinking there was going to be some meaningful expression about society at the end   #but no   #it’s just the life and times of benny’s socks   

(via whatisleon)

“ Remember today, little brother. Today, life is good. ”

(Source: sammywasabi)

#i doN'T LIKE THIS  

the only thing more genius than netflix is nothing

#australia get your act together idiots  #life with ananananabatmannnn