anna. catholic. i fancy many things, such as semicolons, knitting, eddie redmayne's freckles, tea, and basil. (i really fancy basil.) I want to be bernard black when i grow up, mainly because i would like to verbalise the phrase 'don't you dare use the word party as a verb in this shop' as often as I can in civilised conversation. (any kind of conversation, really). i overuse parentheses and am plotting a scheme to become a pirate at the olympics (it's going to happen).
sometimes i think i'm funny (often untrue). i have a ukulele called hamlet. take from that what you will. pippin is beautiful, life is short, and i have plans to eat all your bees.


fallenfromfiction:

Legend has it that if I complete all one thousand, I get a special wish. So, uh, that’s three down, 997 to go. So, Harriet, will you join me on my q u e s t so that we can share this wish together?  

I was wondering if you would give me another chance to go on your quest.

(via thesongmaker)

Sep 1    + 748

Filed as: too cute  

osnesutton:

person: can you give me a hand?
me: *jazz hands*

(via lostinhogwarts)

Sep 1    + 275

(Source: totalparksandrec, via themaebee)

Sep 1    + 51017

dooweeooh:

SYLVESTER CAREFUL

(via nutellabiddy32)

Sep 1    + 28906

(Source: leepace-daily, via waltermeadows)

Aug 29    + 2487

so many prawn chips & so much regret

Aug 29

batreaux:

well, son, i deeply misunderstood your birthday request for COD but we still need to eat all this fish

(via indifferentomens)

Aug 29    + 167632

(Source: flightofthelbd)

Aug 29    + 55

Filed as: beST   nmtd  

piningthorin:

I’m looking for someone to share in an adventure.

(via impossiblelittleclara)

Aug 29    + 3216

Filed as: my life  

slytherinvevo:

whenever teddy lupin spends time in muggle london, random strangers will go up to him and ask where he goes to get his hair dyed bc “it looks so authentic!” and he just smiles and says “my mum” 

(via madis-hartte)

Aug 28    + 4550

s.t.